muffin sandwich
a less commonly known cousin of the “fur burger.” a m-ffin sandwich is composed of two -ss cheeks that play the part of the bread buns, and in between lies the woman’s v-g-n- which makes the “yummy” portion of the sandwich.
mark was hungry for s-x, so he ate out his girlfriend’s m-ffin sandwich.
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