Muffin slicer
when a person has a “gut” or a “m-ffin top” and inserts there hand or p-n-s in the area between where the breast or “t-ts” sit on top of the “gut” or “m-ffin top” and strokes back and forth resembling a knife cutting a m-ffins top.
yo shawty got a mean m-ffin top ima have to hit her with a m-ffin slicer
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