muffin time
when a girl knows she’s about to engage in s-x or oral pleasure.
kloe was so excited to meet up with her boyfriend that she excitedly told her friend, it’s m-ffin time!
a period in time when one becomes hyper and easily-amused. usually spurred by a period of not sleeping. characterized by excessive laughter, shortness of breath, and spontaneous urges to act crazy. it is commonly induced by humorous and nonsensical words (i.e. tinfoil, bagpipes, wooden ladle, toenail, pudding, etc.)
citizen #1: hahaha, doorkn-b is such a funny word. i feel like pouring soy sauce on my head and dancing through the streets naked.
citizen #2: yo, that n-gg- is in m-ffin time.
special attention given to a women’s v-g-n-l region, specifically oral stimulation.
woman: “i want m-ffin time!”
man: “yes, dear.”
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