muffin top mountaineer


there is two different kinds of m-ffin top mountaineers, vanilla and chocolate.

vanilla m-ffin top mountaineers are white men that cannot find/ or get any skinny or in shape women so they fall to the bottom of the food chain to obese, fat women.

chocolate m-ffin top mountaineers are men, mostly of african american decent who embark on adventures to find fat white girls to claim and conquer. occasionally black girls. mostly white girls because thats what the chocolate m-ffin top mountaineers crave.
dude check out colin, he’s totally hitting on that fat b-tch with grease stains on her shirt, what a vanilla m-ffin top mountaineer.

yo n-gg- check out tyron, he’s totally slappin his meat on that pasty fat hoe, lookin all like buddha’s sista watta chocolate m-ffin top mountaineer.

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