Muffindick
when you c-ck is shorter then it is longer and wide like a tuna can. the shape of the c-ck looks like a m-ffin has been glued on to where the p-n-s would be. this is achieved by being overweight, obese, or born with it. also see the word chode.
chase says to his fellow brosefs, “bros check out my huge m-ffin d-ck when i slammed it in the card door this morning!”
2 more definitions
a d-ck that is shaped like a m-ffin. often it is caused by a genital wart that from a certain angle causes the d-ck to look like a m-ffin.
dude i had crazy intercourse with this girl last night and now i have a m-ffind-ck” “can i suck on your infected m-ffind-ck?” “no, you could get m-ffinlips
someone who likes m-ff and d-ck; a bis-xual.
dude he is a total m-ffin d-ck!
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