Muffinitus
a disease that is caused by consuming too many m-ffins, it is now most common among high-schoolers who eat m-ffins as a quick and easy meal. once an excessive ammount of m-ffins has been consumed, dependency eventually becomes the disease m-ffinitus. once m-ffinitus is contracted, it is necessary to think of m-ffins on a regular basis and consume at least 2 per week. if you don’t, the following things can and probably will happen.
1. withdrawl symptoms
2. hunger
3. death.
gibson-“so how about, since i’ve been eating m-ffins like every day, i developed m-ffinitus. now i have to get m-ffin extract injected through an iv constantly!”
lorelie”oh wow, that’s b-tchin'”
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