Muffinman

a man who loves to go down on women. to orally stimulate the cl-toris or v-lv- with or without comp-ssion i.e. c-nn-l-ng-s. this expression may apply to those discriminating women who equally enjoy ravishing a m-ffin for breakfast, lunch or sunday brunch. c-cktail not included.
the first thing the m-ffinman does after kissing his date is to go down on her and elevate the situation to another level. wetworks!
a man who loves to go down on women. to orally stimulate the cl-toris or v-lv- with or without comp-ssion (a djpauli technique) i.e. c-nn-l-ng-s. this expression may equally apply to those discriminating womem who experience the rapture of consuming a hot b-ttered queef-flap prior to breakfast, lunch or sunday brunch. c-cktail & jam not included.
the first thing the m-ffin man does after kissing his date is to go down on her while inserting his freshly manicured thumb plug up her bungpod for desired effect (unsterilized fishing hooks are not withstanding and special considerations are available upon request ). according to djpauli g, this method of sn-tch wrangling does have it’s drawbacks. see: wetworks, queef flap, chumfume, spiritual rapture.
a notorious criminal mastermind known to be plotting world domination via the m-ss baking of m-ffins. experts hypothesise that he may be planning to force the m-ffins to fight for him. although it was originally suggested that his lair was located on drury lane, searches produced no substantial results. little more is known about him, other than that he may well be in league with a person by the name of m. perryman. if you have any information on the whereabouts of the m-ffin man, do not hesitate to contact your government.
do you know the m-ffin man?
a man that performs oral s-x on a woman.
susie seems to be glowing more than usual today. she must have been visited by the m-ffin man.
scientific mastermind researcher appearing the the frank zappa song “m-ffin man”. the m-ffin man works in the lab at the utility m-ffin research kitchen. he works tirelessly to design new and better m-ffins for the rest of us. he is extremely p-ssionate about his work, and firmly believes that m-ffins are the best food on earth.
“later he the m-ffin man says:

some people… some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, i say
there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
earth as that prince of foods… the m-ffin!”
he is the partner of jiggles the -ssclown, he waits for you to go to sleep, sneaks in usually through the window and then proceeds to stuff m-ffins up your -ss and teabag your face without ever waking you up.
boss- oh man did i have a bad night.

employee- why what happened?

boss- the d-mn m-ffinman got me last night now my face smells like b-lls and i cant stop sh-tting nuts and blueberries.

employee- “whispers” -sshole i wish the m-ffinman would come visit me.
a pimp or a man prost-tute.
the m-ffin man told me i better have his money next time i see him.

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