muffins in disguise
bananas… m-ffins in disguise.
m-ffins in disguise are a great way of breaking the ice at parties. simply place the m-ffins in disguise down in front of your friends and watch the magic!
note: giving your friend’s m-ffins in disguise may cause: loss of friendship, depression from loss of friendship, psychopathic rage from depression from loss of friendship, getting arrested from psychopathic rage from depression from loss of friendship, suicide from getting arrested from psychopathic rage from depression from loss of friendship.
bill: here you go guys i made you some m-ffins!
fred, jane, bob: hey thanks bill!
-fred, jane and bob eat the m-ffins in disguise-
fred, jane and bob: hey bill these aren’t m-ffins you suck!
-fred, jane and bob leave-
bill: oh my god i just lost my best friends! what am i going to do!?
-stage 1: depression-
bill: waaaaaaaaa…….
-stage 2: psychopathic rampage-
-bang-
fred, jane and bob: oh my god! bill what are you doing with that chainsaw! ahhhhhhhhhhh!
-stage 3: being arrested-
-sirens wail-
bill: sh-t!
-bill is arrested-
-stage 4: suicide-
-bill goes kersplat, can you say kersplat boys and girls?-
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