Muffkin
a m-ffkin is directly connected to its original meaning of a blumpkin. a m-ffkin, however, is the act of getting an oral service while taking a dump. the only difference is the guy is preforming the service hence the name “m-ff”kin.
brian: “dude, i was giving this spanish chick a m-ffkin last night right? and a little bit got on my chin!”
joe: “sweet! did you take pictures?”
to receive c-nn-l-ng-s while pooing.
following the most breathtaking m-ffkin i have ever been given, my brother wiped my -n-s clean with his tongue.
when a girl is taking a sh-t and her loved one is eating out her p-ssy. basically, a reverse blumpkin.
when i was taking a p–p at work, my boss came in the stall with me and gave me a m-ffkin.
the act of going down on a girl while she is taking a sh-t. similar to b-mpkin.
i gave my home b-tch a m-ffkin after she let me have my birthday blumpkin.
the female version of a blumpkin. the act of getting eatin out while taking a sh-t. a female receiving oral s-x while taking a sh-t.
jan received a m-ffkin from billy.
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