muffled trumpet
when you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of c-nn-l-ng-s, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her b-m hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.
jake: “i can’t go down on my wife after taco tuesday, if you know what i mean.”
matt: “yo, you gotta play the m-ffled trumpet. works wonders with lexi. she loves it.”
jake: “just get up in there?”
matt: “i straight miles davised lexi last tuesday. just take it into your own hands. pun intended.”
1 more definition
the result of a person farting with a d-ck in their b-tt.
tom’s choice of beans last night resulted in a bad case of m-ffled trumpets when he was getting pounded by jerry.
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