Muffler
the. m-ffler is the act of stuffing a girls panties into her -n-s, while she is asleep, leaving any air that escapes her -n-s, m-ffled.
” that drunk sl-t p-ssed out after a hard -ss pounding, so i couldn’t resist giving her a nice m-ffler, her tiny little g-string fit right in her gaping hole”
a cushy office seat designed to m-ffle your farts
n-body can hear me farting in my cubical because i have a pretty good m-ffler.
a very hairy p-ssy
yo dude, you see the size of that m-ffler on that broad??
a device attached to the muzzle of a firearm to m-ffle the sound of firing.
my hood, ill-strious; marvelous rap, screw-on m-fflers. -raekwon
the process of preventing your female partners -rg-smic groans from becoming too loud by applying another females genitalia to her mouth, hence m-ffling the moans.
– “darling we’ve had noise complaints from the neighbours about your -rg-smic moanings, how about we ask your twin sister if she’d like to do a spot of m-ffling?”
– “dude, my missus is so loud when we get it on that i have to apply a m-ffler, which is pretty much a win win for me!!”
a man used as a cover for a lesbian. think of it as a buffer for her carpet munching tendencies
your dad is a real m-ffler, eh?
something that shouldn’t be loud.
ricer: oh yeah i just got a loud m-ffler for my car so people will think my car is cool because it has a loud exhaust but i’m too poor to afford a real powerful car!
me: ……you’re an idiot.
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