Muffler Clamp
while having -n-l s-x with a woman, asking her to tighten her sphincter muscles as you come.
d-mn my d-ck is sore, i shouldn’t have had that chick put the m-ffler clamp on last night.
when a women squeezes her legs tight around your head, as you are eating her out.
eric: “i have a m-ssive head-ache”
dave: “how come?”
eric: “i was eating this girl out, and she gave me a m-ffler clamp”
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