muffleupagus
(noun): a b-tch with a huge hairy m-ff. be careful with this term, for the b-tch’s m-ff must be as m-ssive and hairy as snuffleupagus from sesame street.
evan: dude bryan’s at it again with those big girls!
mike: no sh-t, he loves those m-ffleupagus b-tches!
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