MuffnCake


the most amazing dessert ever!!! it is half m-ffin, half cupcake, half m-ff. derived from m-ff, female seamen and another term for v-g-n-. it is made from the m-ffin top, cupcake bottom, and m-ff center (m-ff is the best part). in case you do not have that good m-ff harvest, marshmallows will subst-tute. apon eating a m-ffncake, one might announce, “oh man i m-ffed!”

these m-ffncakes originated from the secret society of m-ff. do not ask to join, its a secret! although, it is lead by the m-ffmasters: mms mms mmf mmm mmk mmr

warning: m-ffncakes do cause m-fftastic reactions and vary per person.

note: best time to harvest m-ff is winter. don’t ask why, trust me you do not want to know.
that was a m-fftastic m-ffncake!

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