muffosaur
(noun): a woman whose sn-tch dates back to the prehistoric age. in fact, most historians suggest that with the proper inspection primative drawings can be found on a m-ffosaur. duely noted, the cl-toris is usually petrified. therefore, it would be nearly impossible to “get it wet”.
otter: how was your smash session last night?
evan: not a smash session, more like an archaelogical dig, that b-tch was a m-ffosaur!
otter: tiiiiiiiiits!
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