Muk
a pokemon that is purple and is in the shape of a pile of slimey cr-p.
team rocket : holy cr-p! ash’s muk turned into level 99!
ash : yeah b-tches, i run this house.
a wicked mate, and brilliant person who deserves the total best, and and total smilies all round!
don’t u dare diss, cos shes one of ma hoes, aight!
wow ur such i muk, i love ya
psychedelic mushrooms. mushrooms that have psilocybin in them
i ate some muks last night and my mind is still a little fuzzy.
motherf-ckin useless kid
that guy that when you see him your like “what a piece of sh-t”, and when you see him you have to yell “m.u.k.!” but in a way that sounds like your throwing up
also that guy that no one wants to talk to or be around and that gets bricks thrown through his car window
drool that comes out of the p-ssy when it queefs too hard.
wendy muked and johnny licked it up.
a complete and utter moron. one who constantly blacks out, forgets important things and subsequently argues their point to be valid when everyone in the room knows it’s not. a muk also enjoys looking at the sky while speaking.
sam: bro, let’s go eat at bento
bro: let’s make sure that f-ckin muk doesn’t come with us
sam: it’s cool, he’s too busy not smoking pot tonight!
a dirty wh-r-
“my wife was being such a muk last night.”
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