Mule for Purchase
1- any mule that is available to be bought, as opposed to rented;
2- any person taking a severe beating, albeit not so severe as the ones experienced by a rented mule.
i will beat you like a rented mule, or a mule for purchase. fact is, if there is livestock involved, i will beat you like it.
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