mullested
to be s-xually molested by a person with a mullet. improper or unwanted s-xual advances made by a mullet head.
my boys want to go to the monster truck rally but i’m afraid they might get mullested there.
getting hugged and kissed by or having a fat fugly chick with a mullet hang on you because you were once nice to her and now she thinks you 2 are friends. usually happens in public with a lot of people around (friends and attractive women). if she is drunk this can happen more than one time in a day.
highly embarr-ssing for yourself. a great laugh for your friends at your expense.
i was hanging out at the local bar last night and i got mullested by francine.
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