Mullet Protector
a woolen knit cap with a baseball cap style bill. worn with the bill facing backwards, it protects a mullet from rain and snow while keeping the wearer’s head warm.
my new mullet protector kept my head warm and my mullet dry while i went searching for roadkill during the blizzard last week.
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