multigrain muffin top
origionated from the phrase “m-ffin top”, “multigrain m-ffin top” describes a person that not only wears pants that are obviously too tight, but wears a whole outfit too tight.
-wearing boots that have excess fat bulging from the top
-tee top shirts where the bulge can be seen protruding from the arm holes (usually added is the outline of rolls in front)
-pants that bulge above the waist band
-shorts that leave a bulg of fat squeezed out of the top and bottom
-braceletes, wristbands, or stylish gloves that are too tight
by succeeding in two, or all of the above, you have acheived multigrain m-ffin top
that chick’s not only rocking the m-ffin top, but its a multigrain m-ffin top
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