multislacking

doing multiple slacker-esque things concurrently.
i’m the king of multislacking. i spend hours a day surfing the ‘net, watching random tv shows, and eating week-old pizza.
having two or more non-work related web pages, open on your work computer, at one time.
i was at my desk, multislacking, when my boss walked in and i had to close five browsers in .5 seconds!
similar to multi-tasking with computers, it involves engaging in a variety of applications on a computer. however, in multi-slacking, this definition is restricted to include one or more of the following: gaming, chatting, listening to music, web browsing (non-educational), hacking, pirating, posting on forums, watching videos, or viewing pr0n.
ap comp sci is the perfect chance to practice my multi-slacking skills.
that combination of mysp-ce, chatting, and wikipedia that gen y calls “work”. the office internet take on “work hard, play hard.”
you can spend your friday afternoons reviewing spreadsheets and holding conference calls; i’ll be busy multislacking in my cubicle.
engaging in many small activities at once, none of which are productive. usually, but not always, involving a computer and its applications (itunes, aim, youtube, etc.), can also include watching a movie or tv show, listening to the radio, talking or texting on the phone, or any other ultimately trivial, meaningless activity.
that dude was multi-slacking like mad when he should have been working.
doing two useless things at once.
“dude, i can’t mop the living room because i’m multislacking a doc-mentary about beany babies while i’m planting celery in farmville.”
like multi tasking, only the complete opposite: doing nothing in several tasks at the same time, or avoiding several obligations.
i’m so tired, i been multi slacking in math and english and with my gf.

←