mumba
the most amazing potato in the world
wow, mumba is soh cool.
a large african p-n-s that curles onto your leg.
mr.boyle hurt his leg because of his huge black gigantic mumba that was going to penetrate moyo.
the mumba is an introduced species to australia known to prey on anything with a heartbeat. it has harnessed the power of the darkness as a weapon and, unlike the mamba, can spit it’s venom. there are also unconfirmed accounts of it being able to use the victims own tears as a weapon against them. but alas no one has retained their mental faculties after an attack to confirm the rumour. also has been known to emit a hissing sound after an attack, but never before.
“why is byron cowering in a fetal position and speaking gibberish?” “it’s cause he’s just been attacked by the mumba” ‘sssss, sssss’
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