mumblefuck
an unintelligible answer to a simple direct question.
my car salesman gave me a mumblef-ck answer when i asked if the car was ever used as a taxi cab?
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an extremely socially-awkward person, that rarely involves themselves in the coversation and only contributes to the conversation by randomly commenting with a semi-m-ffled mumble (this usually is followed by a very, very awkward silence within the whole group of people).
that kid nile came over for the first time last night and was being a mumblef-ck the whole time.
when the person you’re talking to is mumbling and you can’t understand a d-mn thing they’re saying. usually used in situations where they’re giving you important information like a reservation number or directions on how to get somewhere.
a typical mumblef-ck conversation.
“can i get your order please?”
“yeah-um…i’d -mumble-…and then -mumble- large -unknown stammering-”
“i’m sorry, what?”
“hey, amy, how do we get to your house from downtown?”
“you’ll go down -mumble mumble mumble-…after that you’ll take a -mumble- onto 4th -mumble-
“hold on, amy, just a sec….guys, can you shut up for a sec, this is a real mumblef-ck conversation and all your talking isn’t making this any easier to hear.”
1. trying to talk while engaging in oral s-x.
giver: mfff mfff, whff dff ffffk?
reciever: quit yo mumblef-ck, b-tch.
nickname for president george w. bush
mumblef-ck spent over 7 minutes sitting on his -ss on 9/11/01 after being informed of an attack on america.
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