Mumblety Five
the response to someone who mumbles so much that you have tired of saying: “excuse me, what was that, could you repeat that, come again or i can’t hear you.”
person a:a mmfrt able to cmomprt smoo!
person b:mumblety five?
person a:i am never able to comfort you.
person b:maybe because i can never understand you
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