mummy dick cheese
when someone cleans their d-ck after jacking off or s-x and paper is left on the p-n-s, it’s referred to as mummy d-ck. however, if the d-ck isn’t cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to sm-gm-, giving the individual mummy d-ck cheese.
my girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, i had that mummy d-ck cheese.
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