Mumping the Gat
when a girl is so desperate she climbs to the top of a flagpole in a snowsuit and sandals so she can pleasure herself with the sandals and top of the pole. usually done by ex p-rn stars with very loose p-ss-es that could fit a car. a hummer.
dude last week i saw kesha mumping the gat on the white house lawn!
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