Mumpties


slightly bruised banana, grown in the tuna town of adelaide.
e! what the f-ck r u f-cking mumpties doing
a mumpty is a mum who is far cooler than normal mums. a mumpty never tells you to turn your music down, likes your friends, gets p-ssed with you, provides you with money for extra curricular activities and doesn’t set a curfue.
i told mumpty i wasn’t coming back for tea tonight.

mumpty’s coming to the pub with us tonight.
a storage area in a house, usually on the top floor.
the mumpty has become all dusty…we need to clear it up.
a storage area, usually consists of one whole group.
eg: the mumpty upstairs needs sorting out.

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