mumzi


a word nerdy kids often use instead of “mom”
kid: mumzi can i please eat something non vegan, non gluten free, and non organic for once?
mom: no son, you know how you will end up tooting all over the place.

kid: okay mumzi, i still love you i can not wait to turn 16.

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