Munch Mechanics
muhnch muh-kan-iks
– noun
1. routine or basic methods of a person who consistently repeats the same mistake more than once or makes completely irrational decisions without warning or reason.
2. the process of making ill-advised, wasteful financial decisions to reach an unrealistic or un-btainable goal.
3. the actions of an individual who rationalizes ideas regarding asian minors whilst under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
“goran bunch” recently received his paycheck. displaying typical munch mechanics, he resolved to spend it entirely on a european satchel, hard liquor, something with rhinestones, and an over-priced gift for an asian minor (in the hopes of receiving s-xual gratification.) later that night he recalled his countless stupid decisions, but, for some reason, repeated the same actions during the following pay-period. munch mechanics
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