munch the trunch
trunch is british slang for pr-ck it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a bl-wj-b. incidentally it’s not all good news, madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for hilary clinton; i think i’d sooner have good news.
i’m emigrating! madonna’s threatened to go down on me and munch the trunch!
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