munchkin

some one who is very small, not nec-ssarily a child, just a small person. generally used by people bigger than them.

sometimes used as a t-tle to some of these smaller people:
‘awwwww you’re so cute, you little munchkin’
‘awwwww you’re a munchkin and a half’ (normally referred to a slightly taller munchkin/short person, therefore adding half a munchkin)

‘you’re the munchkin of yay!’
an affectionate pet name used for one’s girl friend and / or partner who is playfully mischievous and cheeky.
you are my munchkin
1) creepy things from the wizard of oz that are either really brightly colored and often bear candy or are seen hanging in the background, if you look carefully.

2) the best card game ever, along with pimp: the backhanding. makes fun of number 3.

3) the most annoying roleplaeyers you’ll ever have to deal with, who characteristicly max out their stats, mostly without reprecution, play to mindlessly kill anything in their paths and boss the rest of your players around, and get as many dots or levels as possible. most don’t really develope their characters’ personalities.
a) my sidekick played the biggest munchkin in his highschool production of the wiz. he had to go around, kneeling with clow shoes sewn onto the knees of his bight yellow overalls, and he still was half a head taller than most of the other munchkins.

b) i was playing a game of munchkin the other day, and frank, jess and i all got to level nine and had to duke it out for the win. it was intense.

c) i swear, if _____ insists on making his new character another fraking munchkin, i’m going to be the ebil st and either drop a celestial bouvine on him or force him to fight a f-cking manticore within three games.
synonym for powergamer. used most often derogatively.
granted, he’s munchkin… so why are you playing with him?
powergamer who has no respect for role playing and other player
the munchkin shouts:my half dragon/goblni crusader knight can do 10 times teh damage then yoar gimppped elf!!!!!11 i no moer then you,so dood back off
relatives that come over to your house and eat all of your food.
quick, hide the doritos ! those munchkins uncle buck and aunt eva is comming up the driveway !
1. the female version of a blumpkin, wherein a female has her carpet munched while unloading a delightful dump
1. i was in the mood, but then she had to take a dump so i just gave her a munchkin.

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