munderton
a munderton is rare almost extinct species that has been isolated from the normal population. tamed under the demonic rules of a fascist household, where freedoms are prohibited, this bird is yet to take flight out of its cage where it feasts on a plethora of cheese’s. a munderton can not reproduce due to its absence amongst other birds in the community preventing it from p-ssing on its mtdna on to the following generations. however scientists think its due to its presbyterian upbringing or it’s h-m-s-xual motives.
you see the game last night? the pitcher got lit up like a munderton.
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