mung pie


noun. the bodily substances that are ejected from the v-g-n- of a corpse of a recently deceased woman, (preferably young), after a man jumps on her stomach forcefully. considered a delicatessen in some states, including arkansas, mississippi, and louisiana. some claim that it “tastes like chicken.” by definition, one man tightly places his lips firmly around the v-g-n-l orifice, creating a vacuum effect. another man takes a running start, jumps on the cadaver’s stomach, and creates the force necessary to expel the aforementioned contents. before this is accomplished, all body orifices other than the v-g-n- should be firmly sutured closed (i.e. -n-s, mouth, nares, and external audiory c-n-ls.)
last sat-rday night, we were bored and hungry, and shannon suggested that donnie and i go to the medical school and get some mung pie.

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