Mung Revisited
the one thing worse than genocide. one must first have no shame. then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid him/her with this task. the partners then go to the cemetery where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. the loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or -n-s of the corpse, while the other partner proceeds to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse’s stomach. thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials into the partners mouth. this blend is called mung. the act of getting this blend on your face and in your mouth is called munging.
mung revisited is a more grammatically correct version of the original mung definition. mung is short hand for drinking a dead woman’s v-g-n-l secretions.
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