mungheading
an act reserved for those whom find munging a bit dull and boring (preferrably because they have done it too many times). it requires at least two people, a shovel, hole saw, spoon, some sea salt and possibly a strap-on. a small person’s corpse is dug up and shaken vigorously to loosen it up. a hole is then cut into the top of the head using the hole saw. one f-cks the newly made opening as hard and long as possible (the other has to hold the head tightly) until climax. they then swap roles. once complete, the resulting head contents are consumed with a spoon and a dash of sea salt. the corpse should then be reburied out of respect for the dead.
hey pat, i’m tired of munging. let’s try mungheading!
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