muppet fart
a muppet fart is the result of an air pocket inside a woman’s v-g-n- being pushed out violently during s-xual intercourse.
last night lisa and i were having s-x and she let out the loudest muppet fart i’ve ever heard.
eat a d-ck ya muppet fart.
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