muppet meatlocker
the act of fisting a someone whilst wearing a muppet hand-puppet.
guy 1: how’d your date go last night?
guy 2: dude i absolutely gave him the muppet meatlocker. he loved it!
girl: i heard from your girlfriend you gave her the muppet meatlocker.
guy: yeah, she told me it was great as a one time thing.
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