murder central


last hotel room nearest the stairwell- easy entry and exit for an intruder and if the victim fights back, fifty percent less chance of being
heard. rooms only on one side.
officer: we got a dead body in room 315.
-they walk to the room, it’s the only room on the one side, nearest to the stairwell-
investigator: d-mn, our vic was staying in murder central!

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