murfing
to jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. and then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from v-g-n- and b-tt hole.
coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while coal got very little.
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mindlessly “surfing” (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.
i spent all day murfing housing in seattle and ended up learning about orca whales.
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