Muriel’s Wedding
quite possibly the worst film on the face of this earth. watching said film may cause the viewer to exhibit such symptoms as (but not limited to)
a general feeling of revulsion.
an instant hatred of all things beginning with a and ending with bba
violent projectile vomiting
hatred towards the human race for ever concieving such a h-llishly bad idea.
uncontrollable self-combustion. (yes, you will burst into flames and die if you watch this movie.)
viewer: (watches muriel’s wedding)
viewer: what’s this strange hateful sensation in my gut?
(and then he explodes in a mess of red chunks.)
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