murkology
murkology is we all love to get messy but the true religion of murkology runs far deeper than gettin smashed on a wkend or turning up to work p-ssed every now n then, its about gettin absolutely murkeld (pr-nounced mur-kel-d) at any given time… murkology is not just a religion, its a way of life and onli a true murkologist can party this hard… a true murkologist lives by these commandments… being murkeld is the best thing ever… u never need a reason to get murkeld… but u can change any given situation into one… a few quiet drinks always turn murkely durkely… 2 answers to most questions, lets get murkeld or why not… at least 1 drug dealler in there phone… its never 2 early/late to ring sed drug dealer… theres never a wrong time to get murkeld… u onli vomit if it makes it easier to carry on but never after swallowing sumthing that will enhance ur being… u can never have 2 much… will happily start getting murkeld on their own n force others to join in… doesnt need to be wi people they kno to join in gettin murkled… never leave a murkologist behind, bang em in a taxi… theres no situation/place thats 2 random to get murkled… so if ur weekend never starts because technically it doesnt finish then u are a definate murkologist remember our motto… its murkage season :d in the name of the lion the witch and the wardeobe… may the murk be with you
guy… what religion are you?
2nd guy.. dunno really.. c of e i think
guy… well dont say your a party animal if ya dont follow murkology… d-ckhead
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the gaming study of murking or getting murked on
this can refer to players of more or less skill than you that are murking on you.
call of duty is a popular game where murkology can be studied or battle field bad company 2
wow. that is the fifth time he has killed me. he is teaching me murkology.
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