Murphy Bedded
to be caught sleeping by your cruel friends in a motel where, to scare the sh-t out of you, they lift you and the mattress up and into the wall behind you, essentially turning you into a murphy bed
b-tch was laying there sleeping after refusing to put out. her blue balled boyfriend decided a murphy bedding was in order and let her become one with the wall with a swift lift of the mattress…
“prude b-tch got murphy bedded”
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