murphy brown
after -n-l s-x, you take your c-ck out and wipe it in her armpit
last night paul gave natalie a dirty murphy brown
after -n-l s-x, you remove your p-n-s and wipe it in her armpit
last night paul gave natalie a messy murphy brown
the act of picking a murf and having some cr-p get stuck on your underwear.
bill got a murphy brown after picking his murf since he doesn’t wipe his -ss properly.
a skidmark that is caused by a murph (underwear riding up the b-ttocks)
“dude, i have a murphybrown after dancing all night.”
when you are performing oral s-x on a woman and she sharts on your chin and mouth. diarrhea farts are the most common form of murphy browns. sometimes leaving a sh-t beard
i was going down on my girl the other night when she lost control of her bowels and murphy browned on my face. i looked like sh-tty abe lincoln
you will need a mini-fridge next to your bed, the lights out, and someone you don’t like. latex glove is optional. under cover of darkness slip the glove on and suggest doggy style to this person. use some lube or your finger to get it wet an loose. then reach into the fridge and pull out frozen log of feces and rapidly insert into preferred orafice. then simply get up and walk away. she or he will never want to have s-x with you again.
melissa came over again last night and wouldn’t leave me alone. so i invited her upstairs and gave her a murphy brown
an exclamatory used in church basketball
“murphy brown! what kind of call was that ref?”, says matt in disgust.
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