Murphy’s Lingerie
when you wear a s-xy thong/lacy bra/smart pair of boxers through the week in the hope of some action, but the day you finally give up on any semblance of a s-x life and wear sensible underwear, some really hot dude/chick shows up at your place.
x: so, how was last night with that hot stranger?
y: rough start. i was wearing granny pannies.
x: ouch. you got murphy’s lingeried.
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