Murphy’s Load
married men know murphy’s load well. murphy’s load refers to the times when you’ve secretly m-st-rb-t-d and for an inexplicable reason, within hours, your wife is all over you, despite a huge dry spell leading up to jerking off.
“i jerked off because i couldn’t take it anymore and suddenly she was all over me. this is known as murphy’s load.”
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