Murphy’s Rape
if it can go wrong, not only will it, but it will go so wrong you start to think “this couldn’t possibly be happening to me, i must have lost my mind and am imagining this, please p-ss the thorazine.”
having had a terrible day that not even murphy’s law could begin to describe i jokingly said the phrase murphy’s rape. my friend finding it funny suggested i upload it to urban dictionary, but as murphy’s rape would have it, the computer froze when i tried to take my friend’s advice.
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