Murphy’s Touch
we all have heard of the midas touch. in greek mythology, king midas had the ability – and the curse – to turn everything he touched into gold.
the murphy’s touch: everything he touches turns into sh-t.
(as seen on newsvine.com)
boss: i’m giving the project to john.
me: don’t do it, boss. john’s got a murphy’s touch.
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