Murphy’s Traffic Law
the simple fact of reality which states that whenever one is in a hurry, one or more of the following effects are experienced when driving a car:
-chance of encountering consecutive red lights is increased.
-when in an intersection, chance of having a left turn larry in your line is increased.
-chance of getting stuck behind an extremely conservative driver or a naturally slower vehicle is greatly increased.
basically, the murphy’s law of driving. if you need to get their fast, you’re going to get their less quickly.
boss – you’re late.
flunky – sorry. 6 red lights in a row, got stuck behind an 18-wheeler, and it seemed like everyone just wanted to turn left today.
crony – murphy’s traffic law. respect.
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