murple

there is no definition of murple, it is what it is
in a sentence: i thought we was best friends, but you aint nothing but a big’ol murple!

famous murples: randy jackson, grimace(from mcdonalds)
fellow who is very knowledgeable on the subject of psychoactive substances. becoming something of a celebrity among internet drug geeks.
i’ve been curious about kratom ever since i read murple’s paper on erowid.
(noun) a word that rhymes with purple.

most murples are moranges (in that they are created specifically to rhyme with the word purple)
bad rapper: so we’re gonna paint it purple,
with brushes and some blurple…
other: … man that’s such a murple.
and also a morange. dude, uncool.
the “glug” like sound when you let the bubble out of your bathing suit under water.
man, that bubble is huge, it’s gunna be a great murple!
a bl–dy queif. in other words; a p-ssy-fart accompanied by bl–dy material.

“when paxton “murpled”…d-mn that b-tch stained the m-th-rf-ckin upolstery in my jeep.
like purple, but more murple.
what color is that?
murple.
when someone farts and it sounds like they either:

a) sh-t their pants
b) farted underwater
“good g-d that stinks! lincoln let out a nasty murple.”