Murrieta Valley High School


self-proclaimed as the best school in murrieta, because apparently test scores mean everything. designed by a guy who designs prison compounds. their mascot is the nighthawk and their colors are red and black. whether the princ-p-l is a neo-n-z- is often a subject of high debate. they often complain about not having any money, but when they do have money they waste it on worthless sh-t, like building an archway and security booth by the front entrance (or side? the school doesn’t have a “front”) that n-body uses because they keep the gate locked half the d-mn time. the teachers are cool but suck at teaching. every guy there smokes pot or is a douchebag, or more commonly, both. every girl there is a soulless clone of each other, with zero personality and semi-average looks. don’t expect to make any real friends during your four-year stay.
murrieta valley high school isn’t a bad school, it’s just… well, okay, it’s a bad school.

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the concrete-walled fortress high school where sk-nks from the slums around murrieta attend because they aren’t smart enough to go to vista murrieta.
murrieta valley high school has so many sk-nky chicks that the school has to have a day care facility on campus. future welfare witches attend this high school.

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